CEO Income?

So I’m seeing these signs hammered onto telephone poles in various places around town. They look like plywood. Painted bright yellow. On them, painted in black spraypaint using stencils is:

CEO INCOME
Part-time from home.
CALL
1-800-XXX-XXXX

I don’t mean to be cynical, but… Mr./Ms. sign maker; if YOU were making a CEO Income part time from home, don’t you think you could spring for some professionally made signs? It’s like advertising a car detailing business on your old, dirty, rusty, dented, sputtering ‘89 Olds Delta 88.

Seriously – didn’t they teach you *any* marketing in that MLM scheme you got into? Bad, bad, BAD upline. No biscuit.